Your mouth is a recommended place to put a sock.
Thanks for coming, please stay for the end credits, if you’re wondering who the best boy is, it’s somebody’s nephew, um, don’t forget to validate your parking, and to all you good people in the Midwest, sorry we said fuck so much.
Sleep bad. Otherwise, it makes it seem like the mechanism that allows you to sleep—
— Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
I feel like I need to tell EVERYONE EVER to see this movie. It’s my favorite RDJ movie, hands down.
One of my favorite movies! I did a project on it for a screenwriting class once—true story
NO SERIOUSLY. Just see this movie!
I’ll tell you what, I take notes, in general, so if you’re just specific, thorough and precise, that’ll help.
Merry Christmas. Sorry I fucked you over.
Hahaha I just watched this. I love Gay Perry.
Gay Perry: I shot him with a small revolver I keep near my balls.
I love this face. Kind of a ‘I see what you did there’ look. There needs to be a sequel, seriously. I need Harry and Gay Perry back in my life!
*100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time. So much awesome in 10 minutes.
Gay Perry: Look up idiot in the dictionary. You know what you’ll find?
Harry Lockhart: A picture of me?
Gay Perry: No! The definition of idiot. Which you fucking are!
