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Jesus: You may see or hear things that you don’t want to.
Lafayette: Well, that ship has already fucking sailed.
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Can I just say,
A. Don’t ask me the same question twenty different ways because the answer isn’t going to fucking change.
B. If you’re going to ask me a question please, listen to the answer. Don’t ask me the same question five more times because you didn’t pay attention when I answered you the first damned time.
C. When I am walking away from you because I can’t stand listening to or answering another one of your stupid questions stop following me.
D. Don’t come in and ask vaguely for ‘the green stuff’. And when I say, ‘I don’t know what that means’ don’t repeat it like I’m an idiot. Look around, bitch. Look at all the fucking green shit we’ve got. If I wanted to be an asshole I’d have taken you on a slow tour, but I didn’t. Specificity, you fucking whore.
I feel slightly better.
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Sometimes I wish I could treat people the way Lafayette does without losing my job. Today… one of those damn days.
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Pam: I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink, but please remember, I can rip your throat out if I need to and also know that I am not a hooker. That was a long, long time ago.
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Sookie: Have you ever had any dreams about him?
Lafayette: Now Sook, how would you know that?
Sookie: What kind of dreams?
Lafayette: It’s like he’s always in my head… and sex dreams, all kinds of nasty and… fantastic. Which freaks me the fuck out because I hate that motherfucker more than you’ll ever know.
Sookie: How’s your leg?
Lafayette: Better than ever.
Sookie: How’d that happen?
Lafayette: Eric made me drink his motherfucking blood is how that happened.
Sookie: Me too. He tricked me.
Lafayette: Somebody needs to slap that bitch.
Sookie: I have.
Lafayette: Look at you.
Lafayette: “‘Excuse me. Who ordered the hamburger….with AIDS?
Redneck: “I ordered the hamburger deluxe.”
Lafayette: “In this restaurant, a hamburger deluxe comes with french fries, lettuce, tomato, mayo, and AIDS! Does anyone got a problem with that?
Redneck: Yeah, I’m an American,and I got a say in who makes my food.
Lafayette: Aw baby, it’s too late for that. Faggots been breeding your cows, raisin’ your chickens, even brewin’ your beer long before I walked my sexy ass up in this mother fucker. Everything on your God damn table got AIDS.
Redneck: Well, you still ain’t making me eat no AIDS burger.
Lafayette: Well all you gots to do is say hold the aids here. Here, eat it! Bitch, you come into my house ,you gonna eat the food the way I fuckin’ make it! Do you understand me? Tip your waitress.
