CHARLIE: Hey man. Don’t run. Hurley. Just, just, sit down. I wanna talk to you. Come on. Don’t do what you did in the store. Ok? There’s no need to freak out.
HURLEY: No need to freak out? I’m trying to buy some jerky and a slushy, and suddenly you’re standing over there by the ho-ho’s. You’re dead, what do you expect me to do?
HURLEY: Dudes, wait! I heard. I heard what you’re doing. I wanna come with. Everyone, they’re all going to the radio tower and, I’m sick of trekking and, you know, explosions. I think I can help you guys out. I’m a really good paddler.
CHARLIE: You can’t go, Hurley.
HURLEY: Why not?
CHARLIE: Because, you’re too big! You won’t fit in the boat.
HURLEY: That’s uncool, man.
CHARLIE: Wait, wait, wait!
HURLEY: Dude, it’s fine, I don’t even wanna go on your stupid boat.
CHARLIE: Catch up with you later. Just remember I love you, man.
HURLEY: Yeah, whatever, love you too.
LOL. Love that Hurley screamed.
![Lynn: I’m seeing numbers. HURLEY: What numbers?LYNN: 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42. There’s darkness around these numbers. Great tragedy. [she flips the third card, Death] I’m sorry.HURLEY: Why? What is it?LYNN: Death surrounds you; and more is coming. Your hands, please. There’s a curse on you. But it can be removed. Now, Hugo, I need you to remove your clothes.HURLEY: My clothes?LYNN: A curse is like an unwelcome entity that lives inside you. And it must be exercised.HURLEY: …Did my dad put you up to this?LYNN: What?DAVID: Hugo, please.HURLEY: I’ll give you a thousand dollars right now if you admit that my dad told you to say this stuff.LYNN: The mystic arts are not subject to bribes! How dare you…HURLEY: 10,000.LYNN: Your dad put me up to it.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljkqgwFRIq1qbecewo1_1280.jpg)
Lynn: I’m seeing numbers.
HURLEY: What numbers?
LYNN: 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42. There’s darkness around these numbers. Great tragedy. [she flips the third card, Death] I’m sorry.
HURLEY: Why? What is it?
LYNN: Death surrounds you; and more is coming. Your hands, please. There’s a curse on you. But it can be removed. Now, Hugo, I need you to remove your clothes.
HURLEY: My clothes?
LYNN: A curse is like an unwelcome entity that lives inside you. And it must be exercised.
HURLEY: …Did my dad put you up to this?
LYNN: What?
DAVID: Hugo, please.
HURLEY: I’ll give you a thousand dollars right now if you admit that my dad told you to say this stuff.
LYNN: The mystic arts are not subject to bribes! How dare you…
HURLEY: 10,000.
LYNN: Your dad put me up to it.
![Hurley: We got a problem. The manifest. Jack, the census. The names of everyone that survived, all forty six of us. I interviewed everyone here, at the beach. I got their names. One of them… One of them isn’t… Jack! One of them isn’t in the manifest. He wasn’t on the plane.[cuts to Ethan]Ethan: Hello there.*The first and one of the greatest WTF! moments on Lost.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liuvxmhqKe1qbecewo1_400.jpg)
Hurley: We got a problem. The manifest. Jack, the census. The names of everyone that survived, all forty six of us. I interviewed everyone here, at the beach. I got their names. One of them… One of them isn’t… Jack! One of them isn’t in the manifest. He wasn’t on the plane.
[cuts to Ethan]
Ethan: Hello there.
*The first and one of the greatest WTF! moments on Lost.
