queen-haq:

askarsswedishmeatballs:

What is wrong with these people

Haha. Look at these fools…

queen-haq:

No need to be glum, chums! NEW TRUE BLOOD TONIGHT!

WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thedailyshow:

Jessica Williams’ first rule for Hillary Clinton on Twitter: “Don’t tweet your junk.” http://on.cc.com/11eBih6

stop-on-astaire:

I’ve been waiting for this gifset my whole life.

I feel like this scene was written and filmed specifically knowing there was going to be tumblr one day.

(Source: tickatocka)

Hannibal

I think it’s funny that Georgia in Hannibal who thinks she’s dead is played by the same actress who played Georgia Lass in Dead Like Me who was actually dead. Bryan Fuller is having fun.

tress-fess:

Amber: Every time there’s, like, a big thing like this I always mess it up. And I’m so tired of messing up.

megsokay:

I can’t describe the weirdness of getting asked about my dating life at the two funerals I had to go to in April. 

“Jesus. How old are you now?”

“28.”

“So, you’re married, right?”

….

(Meanwhile someone has died.)

I AM THE SPINSTER NIECE!!!

(Source: danneelgraul)

entertainmentweekly:

Shhh. Can you hear that? It’s the winds of change… and they’re blowing blank pieces of paper all over the Desert of Discontent, or something!

everthetwelve:

slaughterhouse90210:
“I think when you are truly stuck, when you have stood still in the same spot for too long, you throw a grenade in exactly the spot you were standing in, and jump, and pray. It is the momentum of last resort.” —Renata Adler, Speedboat

everthetwelve:

slaughterhouse90210:

“I think when you are truly stuck, when you have stood still in the same spot for too long, you throw a grenade in exactly the spot you were standing in, and jump, and pray. It is the momentum of last resort.”
—Renata Adler, Speedboat

(Source: slaughterhouse90210)

cakefake:

I built him, I take care of him, I’ll fix him.

(Source: mishasteaparty)

thorinsexenshield:

popeyeschicken:

thatscienceguy:

1 and 5 are kind of Humbling…

can we NOT DO THIS RIGHT NOW 

this makes me wanna puke guh

Can people stop reblogging this? It freaks me out.