May 2010
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And Alexander wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer.
– -Hans Gruber ‘Die Hard’
-Jack Donaghy ‘30 Rock’
DOUBLE QUOTE!
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Day Half Gone
Seriously, I’m going to do something of meaning today… and that’s not just because I feel worthless for sleeping until 2:00pm… it isn’t. >.>
*Just so it’s clear, I left my phone (my alarm) in the other room accidentally.
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A Call to the Poison Control Hotline
Me: ”I think I may have ingested a large amount of pesticides.” Roberta: “What kind of pesticides?” Me: ”I don’t know.” Roberta: ”You don’t know? Do you have the container that the pesticides were in?” Me: ”They were in a sprinkler.” Roberta: ”A sprinkler?” Me: ”Yeah. I was...
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