May 2013
graceebooks:
men at large feel like they are being robbed of something when an attractive woman with a 90% chance of developing breast cancer gets a double mastectomy
what better illustration of the male sense of sexual entitlement do you need
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When I get grades
pachoui:
and I did better than I thought I would:
and I didn’t do as well as I thought I would:
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Wish there was a way to bring Lexie back forever. I like her.
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cour-des-miracles:
i can’t be the only person who still has a crush on jake ryan
In Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince,...
fauxgingerwithasoul:
MARGARET THATCHER TRIED TO THROW THE MINISTER OF MAGIC OUT THE WINDOW.
SHE WASN’T CALLED THE IRON LADY FOR NOTHING.
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Listening to the Inception soundtrack at work makes things so much more dramatic than they are.
Don't Fuck With an English Teacher
of-the-sweetest-tea:
autumnyte:
fasterwouldbebetter:
I read the teacher in Siri’s voice…
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After finishing my property exam
pachoui:
chefboyardeezie:
banjo-jeff:
chefboyardeezie:
when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head
you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows
im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
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Neverland: kateinva: punsicle: have you ever... →
kateinva:
punsicle:
have you ever stayed up late with someone texting or chatting and known as the hours ticked by that you’d be ridiculously tired in the morning but it didnt matter because it was really fun and totally worth losing sleep over just to laugh with someone and enjoy…
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