closer-to-the-hurricane:

Cobb: I need an architect who is as good as I was.
Miles: I’ve got somebody better.

noblealice:

shiftglass:

Take that, Bembridge Scholars!

The Mummy is a film about a woman having a marvellous time, and I think that’s so beautiful.

#i had a marvellous time watching her have a marvellous time 

“The point of fics set in alternate universes are to show that no matter what setting or circumstance, these two people will always find each other. I will find you. Every me loves every you.”

Me ranting to Tati (tsuritamagotchi) two nights ago (via serenityundrage)

This is exactly the way I think of AUs, too.  The last two sentences, though.  Wow. So few words to just choke me up, there.  <3 (via random_nexus)

(Source: deimosluna)

Natasha and Sam take it upon themselves to help Bucky and Steve adjust to twenty-first century semi-civilian life.

ifeelbetterer:

Natasha walks into Steve’s kitchen—through the window of course—and hears the tail end of a conversation about KFC.

"—I don’t think it had much to do with Kentucky," Steve was saying. "Though maybe it does? Maybe Kentucky means something different in the future?"

Bucky grunted in agreement.

"Steve, Steve, Steve," Natasha said, shaking her head. "If you need a tour of modern cuisine, all you had to do was ask. I could take you out."

"I don’t—Bucky asked—” Steve said.

Both of you,” she clarified. “Come on, let’s see how the fast food industry holds out against supersoldier stomachs.”

She was thrilled later when between them they finished that particular KFC’s daily supply of chicken.

***

"Natasha took you to a KFC?" Sam asked, appalled. "Man, you haven’t even tried sushi yet. Don’t go straight to the lowest common denominator, you hear what I’m saying?"

"Actually, I noticed that the prices at the KFC made a pretty large meal affordable even for—" said Steve.

"Yes, man, believe me, I know,” said Sam. “But this is your introduction to the future. We can do better than K fucking FC.”

"Yeah?" asked Bucky, leaning back in his chair, all challenge. "Can you do better?"

"Can I do better, he says," scoffed Sam. "Can I do—get your super asses up, we’re going for sushi."

***

Later, Bucky opened Steve’s fridge and there was still nothing.

"Where do you think we can convince them to take us next?" he called over his shoulder. "I’m hungry again."

"Let’s tell them we don’t know what a cheeseburger is," suggested Steve.

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charmingsuicide:

"… but you will. You know, you will think of things. And I’ll get bored with you and feel trapped because that’s what happens with me."


"Okay."

charmingsuicide:

"… but you will. You know, you will think of things. And I’ll get bored with you and feel trapped because that’s what happens with me."

"Okay."

(Source: kyrieelyse)

That moment

When you realize you are only half way through Wolf of Wall Street.

buckybarrnes:

"Okay, wow."

"Sorry."

"No. I mean… uh, wow."

Avengers Assemble #05

http://silvermorningglory.tumblr.com/post/82974508310/kittenskysong-feministsupernatural

kittenskysong:

feministsupernatural:

clio-jlh:

fleete:

Can I just say that one of my very favorite parts of Winter Soldier was Nick Fury cocking an eyebrow at the police officers side-eyeing his expensive vehicle and sneering, “You wanna see my lease?”

Because the idea…

You just paid your taxes, America, and this is what you bought « Watchdog.org

thedailydan:

Uncle Sam thanks you.

An $876,752 study on snail sex

You Just Paid Your Taxes America... This Is What You Bought

A University of Iowa study is trying to figure out if it’s better for snails to reproduce sexually or asexually.

A $16 million tropical vacation

You Just Paid Your Taxes America... This Is What You Bought
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